Have you been ground down by the turning gears of the toxic, cancer-ridden, flea-infested great American experiment? Are you becoming more and more aware that your physical peak is about ready to pass you by and you’ve got nothing but a shitty job you couldn’t care less about? Are you angry about these things and able to syncopate this rage into drum beats? Well here’s finally an opportunity to beat on more than just the cracked leather of the steering wheel in your 4-door jalopy.

If you can deal with pitchy vocals, supremely nerdy people, and (mostly) untreated ADD; are we the band for you!

Local rock band [Working Name: Boxing God] looking for a drummer (preferably mid-late 20’s) who’s seeking to perform the following (in collaboration with bandmates):
- Write drums for songs we’ve been working on
- Jam, provide and enjoy good vibes
- Practice for, travel to, and play in shows
- Chase an admittedly stupid longshot

Currently we are 4 members: singer (Austin), lead guitar/backup-vocals (Max), bass (Aaron), rhythm guitar/2nd bass (Mason)

Influences include (but are never limited to): OVLOV, The Jazz June, At The Drive-In, Show Me The Body, System of a Down, Static Dress, Horse Jumper of Love, Wednesday

To be specific, the vocalist has kept these 4 albums on repeat:
OVLOV - Am
At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command
Static Dress - Injury Episode
Show Me The Body - Alone Together [Maybe Geese’s 3D Country instead?]

If you’re still reading this (congrats! You got this far!) please reach out to the email address below with the following information:
[ plan.a.tunes@gmail.com ]
Subject: “Your Name” wants to drum for Boxing God
- Name, Birthday (optional)
- Overall musical experience (past bands, instruments, gear acquired?)
- General weekly availability to practice/meet [EX: work Monday-Friday, open Saturday 2-8, Sunday 9-12]
- Main musical (or creative in general) influences
- Other creative talents/experience
- Last 4 of your SSN [joking… unless?]

Next, the band will reach out to you to setup a date and time to jam and see if we all gel; we’ll also include a set of WIP tracks and a few covers we’ve been playing to warm-up so you can prepare before we meet.